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Biting Off Sean

I’m playing catch up. Sean re-posted his advice regarding Sex With Others on Tuesday, January 27, (Ms. Thing could really benefit from some permalinks -…

by j. brotherlove

I’m playing catch up.

Sean re-posted his advice regarding Sex With Others on Tuesday, January 27, (Ms. Thing could really benefit from some permalinks - I’mjustsayin’). His bullet points follow with my comments in italics (because Sean doesn’t allow comments either):

  • You Can’t Sleep With Everyone.
    I know people who have tried and failed miserably. It’s just not practical, boo.
  • You Can’t Sleep With Your Friends.
    And why would you really want to?
  • You Can’t Sleep With Your Friends’ Ex’s.
    Bad juju.
  • You Can Sleep With Your Ex’s.
    Although, if it’s not your immediate ex, what’s point?
  • If You Don’t Make The First Move, No-one Is Going To Do It For You.
    Hello! And the “my friend thinks you’re hot” move is so not the way to get some play.
  • Refrain From Asking Them Why They Think You’re Hot.
    Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, sweetie.
  • Don’t Act All Platonic When You’re Making A Booty Call.
    Hehe. “So uh, what do you do for a living?” *dead*
  • Don’t Act Like It’s Not Obvious You’re Tweaked Outta Your Freakin Mind.
    I’m enrolling my boo in detox as soon as I hit the Canadian border.
  • Make Sure The Cologne Is Good.
    I’d change “the cologne” to “the smell good” meaning soap or, at the very least, pleasant body odor — you should know by now if that applies to you, stinky.
  • Hint - Never Describe.
    Especially with those who cannot keep their mouths shut or hold “higher” moral standards. Who wants the fond memory of hot sex trampled by the disapproving views of a prissy missy?

You’ll have to hop over to Sean’s place for his details. I just thought I’d play along and send him a few referrals (you owe me a new tune for this, sweetie — preferably a downtempo ditty entitled “Tragic Mulatto”).

On a more local note, I’m feeling… I’m feeling… another incarnation underway for thebrotherlove.com (I know, I know, does it ever end?)

Don’t worry, you’ll be the last to know.

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“Tragic Mulatto”. Hee hee. Let’s just call it “Issues”…

So joking.

Sure - it yours - gimme a week - mmm’k?