America’s Next Top Comments II

The obsession progresses

by j. brotherlove

I hate how everyone associated with ANTM fawns over (last year’s winner) Yoanna when the truth is, she has pasty skin, she’s not toned enough and after all this time, she still walks like a horse. I’m just saying.

Norelle, on the other hand, can’t even walk like a horse; she’s just a mess. My current favorite is Eva. She’s a bitchy diva but she has everything (but the height) to back up the attitude.

But enough about what I think. Here are my favorite ten quotes of this episode:

1. “You walk like you’re chewing gum between your legs—I love it.” — J. Alexander
2. “It’s not gonna fall.” — Eva
3. “I had a dream about her where she was being like… Eva. And I beat her ass into the ground.” — Amanda
4. “Miss Ann, you walk like a dude.” — J. Alexander
5. “You got applause because your titties are out, girl.” — Eva
6. “I almost backed up in my chair. ‘Cause I thought it was like a train wreck coming towards me.” — Nigel Barker
7. “I’m kinda glad she won. We should bake a cake and have a celebration on getting the bitch out of the house for an hour.” — Jennipher
8. “It reminded me of Coming To America. You had your head up… I was like ‘What is she doing? That’s not modeling’.” — Tyra
9. “I have nothing positive to say.” — Nolé Marin
10. “Oh, snap out of it. This is valuable advice we’re giving you. Sit there and take it, honey.” — Janice Dickinson

Bonus: Did Jennipher really think she would stay in the contest after flashing her butt (with “ANTM” written on her cheeks) to the judges? Her ass literally deserved to get kicked off.

I am so with you on the Yoanna thing. I didn’t like her last year. I really wanted to see Mercedes win it.
I can’t believe they kept Jennipher after she pulled that tacky stunt. YUCK!

I like the Diva Eva, more power to her.